There is a guy who drunk texts me every night and he always says ” sorry to keep you awake” or a new one I got today is ” ur fine”
1) if you’re drunk everyday what make you think I want anything to do with you
2) don’t insinuate that I am awake because I like to sit around and wait for your drunk text booty call. No. I haven’t replied to the last 6 text you’ve sent in the last hour for a reason
3) and to finish, “ur fine”. Really. Out of the vast amount of words in the English language that you could have used to describe a woman’s body you chose those two? And you didn’t even have the time or effort to spell it correctly.
In conclusion, I love myself enough to know that being alone is a million times better than being with someone who is going to treat you like you are less than. Am I know I sound like Felicia Feminist, but come onnnnnn.
Well thank you! Boys in my home town just aren’t that cool I guess.
This is the story of the worst day of my life. The time I got sun stroke.
new video everyone! if you help me by reblogging this as usual i will look through the notes and stalk a whole bunch of you blogs to say thanks ^^
okay so if harry potter was born in 1980, and went to hogwarts in like 91, that means he was in his sixth year in 1996
do you think he knew about the spice girls? i mean.. i know he had shit going on with horcruxes that year but wannabe isn’t something that happens without you taking note of it
I don’t fear commitment. I fear wasting my time.
REMEMBER THAT EPISODE WHERE REESE THOUGHT MALCOLM WAS GAY AND MALCOLM THOUGHT REESE WAS GAY AND THEY TALKED ABOUT IT BUT LIKE THIS I’M CRYING
ANDDDD THATS THE BOTTOM LIIIINEEEEE CAUSE STONE COLD SAID SO!